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    "id": "royal-portrait-print",
    "slug": "royal-portrait-print",
    "name": "Her Majesty Helen — The Royal Portrait",
    "shortName": "The Royal Portrait",
    "category": "Wall Art",
    "collection": "Flagship",
    "price": 2799,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/portrait-print-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/portrait-print-900.webp",
    "alt": "Framed royal portrait artwork of Helen the tortoiseshell cat",
    "summary": "Helen's official portrait, for any wall that could use a small monarch.",
    "description": "A studio portrait of Helen made with ChatGPT's image model, set in black, cream, and antique gold for a formal portrait of one wonderfully informal rescue cat.",
    "details": [
      "Formal photographic composition",
      "Black, cream, and antique-gold palette",
      "Unframed; frame shown for styling",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": true,
    "badge": "Flagship",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "18-x-24-matte",
        "label": "18″ x 24″ · Matte",
        "price": 2799,
        "printifyVariantId": 43144,
        "printifyTitle": "18″ x 24″ / Matte"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6562da9638e0f50b075486"
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  {
    "id": "royal-portrait-tee",
    "slug": "royal-portrait-tee",
    "name": "The Royal Portrait Tee",
    "shortName": "Royal Portrait Tee",
    "category": "Apparel",
    "collection": "Flagship",
    "price": 2899,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/portrait-tee-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/portrait-tee-900.webp",
    "alt": "Black T-shirt with Helen's gold-framed royal portrait",
    "summary": "Wear Helen's official portrait without taking on any official duties.",
    "description": "Helen's gold-framed portrait sits front and center on a black unisex tee. Made for devoted fans, casual admirers, and anyone she has successfully charmed.",
    "details": [
      "Black unisex tee",
      "Gold-framed front portrait",
      "Machine wash cold, inside out",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": true,
    "badge": "Flagship",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "s",
        "label": "S",
        "price": 2899,
        "sku": "HC-RP-TEE-S",
        "printifyVariantId": 18100,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / S"
      },
      {
        "id": "m",
        "label": "M",
        "price": 2899,
        "sku": "HC-RP-TEE-M",
        "printifyVariantId": 18101,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / M"
      },
      {
        "id": "l",
        "label": "L",
        "price": 2899,
        "sku": "HC-RP-TEE-L",
        "printifyVariantId": 18102,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / L"
      },
      {
        "id": "2xl",
        "label": "2XL",
        "price": 3099,
        "sku": "HC-RP-TEE-2XL",
        "printifyVariantId": 18104,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / 2XL"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6562e0775a14604800cc9b"
  },
  {
    "id": "royal-portrait-mug",
    "slug": "royal-portrait-mug",
    "name": "The Royal Portrait Mug",
    "shortName": "Royal Portrait Mug",
    "category": "Drinkware",
    "collection": "Flagship",
    "price": 1999,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/portrait-mug-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/portrait-mug-900.webp",
    "alt": "Ceramic mug with Helen's royal portrait",
    "summary": "Helen supervises coffee or tea from both sides of the mug.",
    "description": "The Royal Portrait wraps around glossy ceramic, so Helen stays in view whether you hold the mug in your left or right hand.",
    "details": [
      "Glossy ceramic",
      "Portrait visible from either hand",
      "Dishwasher and microwave safe",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": true,
    "badge": "Flagship",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "11oz",
        "label": "11 oz",
        "price": 1999,
        "sku": "HC-RP-MUG-11",
        "printifyVariantId": 33719,
        "printifyTitle": "11oz"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a656419778e071b15020233"
  },
  {
    "id": "royal-portrait-case",
    "slug": "royal-portrait-case",
    "name": "The Royal Portrait Phone Case",
    "shortName": "Royal Portrait Case",
    "category": "Accessories",
    "collection": "Flagship",
    "price": 2799,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/royal-portrait-case-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/royal-portrait-case-900.webp",
    "alt": "Phone case with Helen's royal portrait composed around the camera opening",
    "summary": "A pocket-sized Helen portrait designed to fit around your phone's camera.",
    "description": "Helen's portrait is arranged around each model's camera opening instead of hiding beneath it. The dark, glossy design is ready for daily use.",
    "details": [
      "Protective everyday shell",
      "Model-specific camera layout",
      "Gloss-finish portrait",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": true,
    "badge": "Flagship",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "iphone-13",
        "label": "iPhone 13",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP13",
        "printifyVariantId": 75383,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 13 / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-13-pro",
        "label": "iPhone 13 Pro",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP13P",
        "printifyVariantId": 75387,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 13 Pro / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-14",
        "label": "iPhone 14",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP14",
        "printifyVariantId": 96397,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 14 / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-14-pro",
        "label": "iPhone 14 Pro",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP14P",
        "printifyVariantId": 96399,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 14 Pro / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-15",
        "label": "iPhone 15",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP15",
        "printifyVariantId": 102547,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 15 / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-15-pro",
        "label": "iPhone 15 Pro",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP15P",
        "printifyVariantId": 102551,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 15 Pro / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-16",
        "label": "iPhone 16",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP16",
        "printifyVariantId": 112191,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 16 / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "iphone-16-pro",
        "label": "iPhone 16 Pro",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-IP16P",
        "printifyVariantId": 112195,
        "printifyTitle": "iPhone 16 Pro / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "galaxy-s23",
        "label": "Galaxy S23",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-S23",
        "printifyVariantId": 96738,
        "printifyTitle": "Samsung Galaxy S23 / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "galaxy-s24",
        "label": "Galaxy S24",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-S24",
        "printifyVariantId": 105148,
        "printifyTitle": "Samsung Galaxy S24 / Glossy"
      },
      {
        "id": "galaxy-s25",
        "label": "Galaxy S25",
        "price": 2799,
        "sku": "HC-RP-CASE-S25",
        "printifyVariantId": 117862,
        "printifyTitle": "Samsung Galaxy S25 / Glossy"
      }
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  },
  {
    "id": "softly-gold-frame",
    "slug": "softly-gold-frame",
    "name": "The Gilded Frame — Art Print",
    "shortName": "The Gilded Frame",
    "category": "Wall Art",
    "collection": "Helen, Softly",
    "price": 2199,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/softly-gold-frame-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/softly-gold-frame-900.webp",
    "alt": "Soft floral portrait of Helen in pearls and a cream bow",
    "summary": "A softer Helen portrait with pearls, roses, and a cream bow.",
    "description": "Blush flowers, pearls, and a cream bow surround Helen in this gentle portrait. Her expression remains entirely her own.",
    "details": [
      "Cream, blush, and antique-gold tones",
      "Pearl, rose, and bow portrait",
      "Unframed print",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Helen, Softly",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "8-x-12-matte",
        "label": "8″ x 12″ · Matte",
        "price": 2199,
        "printifyVariantId": 114555,
        "printifyTitle": "8\" x 12\" / Matte"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6568a3a2164eab0b0ff99b"
  },
  {
    "id": "softly-moon-mug",
    "slug": "softly-moon-mug",
    "name": "Goodnight Moon Mug",
    "shortName": "Goodnight Moon Mug",
    "category": "Drinkware",
    "collection": "Helen, Softly",
    "price": 1999,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/softly-moon-mug-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/softly-moon-mug-900.webp",
    "alt": "Mug showing Helen asleep on a crescent moon",
    "summary": "A sleepy Helen on a crescent moon, ready for coffee, tea, or cocoa.",
    "description": "Helen naps across a crescent-moon wrap on this glossy ceramic mug. Enjoy the peaceful scene while it lasts.",
    "details": [
      "Glossy ceramic",
      "Full-wrap crescent-moon scene",
      "Dishwasher and microwave safe",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Helen, Softly",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "11oz",
        "label": "11 oz",
        "price": 1999,
        "sku": "HC-MOON-MUG-11",
        "printifyVariantId": 33719,
        "printifyTitle": "11oz"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6568a74b44c521c70b4d47"
  },
  {
    "id": "royal-crest-tee",
    "slug": "royal-crest-tee",
    "name": "Her Majesty Helen — Royal Crest Tee",
    "shortName": "Royal Crest Tee",
    "category": "Apparel",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 2699,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/tee-crest-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/tee-crest-900.webp",
    "alt": "Black T-shirt with Helen's gold royal crest",
    "summary": "A simple gold crest for fans who like their Helen gear understated.",
    "description": "Helen's antique-gold crest is centered on a black unisex tee. No portrait, no proclamation—just a clean, quietly royal design.",
    "details": [
      "Black unisex tee",
      "Antique-gold crest print",
      "Machine wash cold, inside out",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Court Essential",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "s",
        "label": "S",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-CREST-TEE-S",
        "printifyVariantId": 18100,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / S"
      },
      {
        "id": "m",
        "label": "M",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-CREST-TEE-M",
        "printifyVariantId": 18101,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / M"
      },
      {
        "id": "l",
        "label": "L",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-CREST-TEE-L",
        "printifyVariantId": 18102,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / L"
      },
      {
        "id": "2xl",
        "label": "2XL",
        "price": 2899,
        "sku": "HC-CREST-TEE-2XL",
        "printifyVariantId": 18104,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / 2XL"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a61961889d331694a0de4a0"
  },
  {
    "id": "long-live-the-queen-tee",
    "slug": "long-live-the-queen-tee",
    "name": "Long Live the Queen Tee",
    "shortName": "Long Live the Queen Tee",
    "category": "Apparel",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 2699,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/tee-decree-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/tee-decree-900.webp",
    "alt": "Black T-shirt with a humorous gold royal decree about the water bowl",
    "summary": "An official-looking decree about Helen's most important concern: the water bowl.",
    "description": "A gold typographic decree settles the matter of the water bowl in Helen's favor. Wear it while the bowl is full—or while she files an appeal.",
    "details": [
      "Black unisex tee",
      "Gold decree typography",
      "Machine wash cold, inside out",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Royal Decree",
    "variants": [
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        "id": "s",
        "label": "S",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-DECREE-TEE-S",
        "printifyVariantId": 18100,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / S"
      },
      {
        "id": "m",
        "label": "M",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-DECREE-TEE-M",
        "printifyVariantId": 18101,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / M"
      },
      {
        "id": "l",
        "label": "L",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-DECREE-TEE-L",
        "printifyVariantId": 18102,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / L"
      },
      {
        "id": "2xl",
        "label": "2XL",
        "price": 2899,
        "sku": "HC-DECREE-TEE-2XL",
        "printifyVariantId": 18104,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / 2XL"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6196bafd313e2e530ba88f"
  },
  {
    "id": "monogram-tee",
    "slug": "monogram-tee",
    "name": "Helen the Cat Live Monogram Tee",
    "shortName": "Monogram Tee",
    "category": "Apparel",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 2699,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/tee-monogram-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/tee-monogram-900.webp",
    "alt": "Black T-shirt with a crowned H monogram and laurel",
    "summary": "A small crowned H for a subtle nod to Helen.",
    "description": "This compact gold monogram pairs a crowned H with a laurel. It looks like a private-club mark until someone asks about the cat behind it.",
    "details": [
      "Black unisex tee",
      "Small crowned-H monogram",
      "Machine wash cold, inside out",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Minimal Mark",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "s",
        "label": "S",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-MONO-TEE-S",
        "printifyVariantId": 18100,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / S"
      },
      {
        "id": "m",
        "label": "M",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-MONO-TEE-M",
        "printifyVariantId": 18101,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / M"
      },
      {
        "id": "l",
        "label": "L",
        "price": 2699,
        "sku": "HC-MONO-TEE-L",
        "printifyVariantId": 18102,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / L"
      },
      {
        "id": "2xl",
        "label": "2XL",
        "price": 2899,
        "sku": "HC-MONO-TEE-2XL",
        "printifyVariantId": 18104,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / 2XL"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6196c2188c5dc1fb00e4ae"
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  {
    "id": "royal-crest-tote",
    "slug": "royal-crest-tote",
    "name": "Royal Crest Canvas Tote",
    "shortName": "Royal Crest Tote",
    "category": "Bags",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 2299,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/tote-crest-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/tote-crest-900.webp",
    "alt": "Canvas tote bag with Helen's royal crest",
    "summary": "A sturdy canvas tote for groceries, books, and other important cargo.",
    "description": "Helen's crest adds a little ceremony to everyday errands, while long shoulder straps keep the tote practical.",
    "details": [
      "Sturdy canvas body",
      "Long shoulder straps",
      "One-sided crest print",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Court Essential",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "13-13",
        "label": "13″ × 13″",
        "price": 2299,
        "printifyVariantId": 80815,
        "printifyTitle": "13\" × 13'' / Black"
      },
      {
        "id": "16-16",
        "label": "16″ × 16″",
        "price": 2299,
        "printifyVariantId": 80820,
        "printifyTitle": "16\" × 16'' / Black"
      },
      {
        "id": "18-18",
        "label": "18″ × 18″",
        "price": 2299,
        "printifyVariantId": 80825,
        "printifyTitle": "18\" × 18'' / Black"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6196c989d331694a0de59b"
  },
  {
    "id": "hrh-helen-mug",
    "slug": "hrh-helen-mug",
    "name": "Her Majesty Helen Royal Mug",
    "shortName": "Royal Mug",
    "category": "Drinkware",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 1799,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/mug-hrh-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/mug-hrh-900.webp",
    "alt": "Ceramic mug with the Her Majesty Helen crest",
    "summary": "An everyday crest mug for coffee before anyone expects conversation.",
    "description": "Helen's clean court crest sits on glossy ceramic. It looks suitably formal but remains sensible enough for the dishwasher.",
    "details": [
      "Glossy ceramic",
      "Clean court-crest artwork",
      "Dishwasher and microwave safe",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Court Essential",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "11oz",
        "label": "11 oz",
        "price": 1799,
        "sku": "HC-HRH-MUG-11",
        "printifyVariantId": 33719,
        "printifyTitle": "11oz"
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    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6196d089d331694a0de5a4"
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  {
    "id": "royal-sticker-sheet",
    "slug": "royal-sticker-sheet",
    "name": "Royal Seal Sticker Sheet",
    "shortName": "Royal Sticker Sheet",
    "category": "Stickers",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 1299,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/stickers-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/stickers-900.webp",
    "alt": "Sticker sheet with four gold and black Helen the Cat Live designs",
    "summary": "Four Helen stickers for anything that needs a little official approval.",
    "description": "This compact sheet includes four court-inspired designs for bottles, laptops, notebooks, and other smooth surfaces.",
    "details": [
      "Four kiss-cut stickers",
      "Durable glossy finish",
      "Indoor or light outdoor use",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Four-piece set",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "white",
        "label": "White",
        "price": 1299,
        "printifyVariantId": 72840,
        "printifyTitle": "6\" × 4\" / White / Die-Cut"
      },
      {
        "id": "transparent",
        "label": "Transparent",
        "price": 1299,
        "printifyVariantId": 75561,
        "printifyTitle": "6\" × 4\" / Transparent / Die-Cut"
      },
      {
        "id": "holographic",
        "label": "Holographic",
        "price": 1299,
        "printifyVariantId": 75564,
        "printifyTitle": "6\" × 4\" / Holographic / Die-Cut"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6558cd778e071b1501f9ce"
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  {
    "id": "rescued-queen-print",
    "slug": "rescued-queen-print",
    "name": "Portrait of a Rescued Queen — Art Print",
    "shortName": "Rescued Queen Print",
    "category": "Wall Art",
    "collection": "Winter Park Story",
    "price": 2499,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/poster-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/poster-900.webp",
    "alt": "Museum-style art print of Helen, the rescued tortoiseshell queen of Winter Park",
    "summary": "Winter Park's rescued tortoiseshell cat, presented with museum-worthy seriousness.",
    "description": "Helen's rescue story becomes a warm, exhibition-style poster celebrating local history and one famously unimpressed subject.",
    "details": [
      "Exhibition-poster composition",
      "Warm archival-style palette",
      "Unframed",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Winter Park Story",
    "variants": [
      {
        "id": "8x10",
        "label": "8 × 10″",
        "price": 2499,
        "sku": "HC-RESCUE-PRINT-8X10",
        "printifyVariantId": 114557,
        "printifyTitle": "8\" x 10\" / Matte"
      },
      {
        "id": "11x14",
        "label": "11 × 14″",
        "price": 3099,
        "sku": "HC-RESCUE-PRINT-11X14",
        "printifyVariantId": 43135,
        "printifyTitle": "11″ x 14″ / Matte"
      },
      {
        "id": "16x20",
        "label": "16 × 20″",
        "price": 4199,
        "sku": "HC-RESCUE-PRINT-16X20",
        "printifyVariantId": 43141,
        "printifyTitle": "16″ x 20″ / Matte"
      }
    ],
    "printifyProductId": "6a6196de89d331694a0de5b8"
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  {
    "id": "royal-crest-hoodie",
    "slug": "royal-crest-hoodie",
    "name": "The Royal Crest Hoodie",
    "shortName": "Royal Crest Hoodie",
    "category": "Apparel",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 5999,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/hoodie-crest-900.webp",
    "imageOriginal": "/merch/hoodie-crest-900.webp",
    "alt": "Black pullover hoodie with Helen's gold court crest on the chest",
    "summary": "A soft black hoodie for cold rooms and devoted Helen fans.",
    "description": "Helen's antique-gold crest sits on a black Bella+Canvas sponge-fleece pullover with a brushed interior for added warmth.",
    "details": [
      "Bella+Canvas sponge fleece",
      "Black unisex pullover",
      "Antique-gold chest crest",
      "Machine wash cold, inside out",
      "Printed to order"
    ],
    "featured": false,
    "badge": "Court Essential",
    "variants": [
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        "id": "s",
        "label": "S",
        "price": 5999,
        "sku": "HC-CREST-HOOD-S",
        "printifyVariantId": 39826,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / S"
      },
      {
        "id": "m",
        "label": "M",
        "price": 5999,
        "sku": "HC-CREST-HOOD-M",
        "printifyVariantId": 39844,
        "printifyTitle": "Black / M"
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      "Concealed zip; insert included",
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    "compareAt": null,
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      "Unframed; frame shown for styling",
      "Printed to order"
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    "category": "Apparel",
    "collection": "Winter Park Story",
    "price": 2799,
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    "alt": "Black tee with the Rescued Queen illustration and Winter Park lettering",
    "summary": "Rescued in Winter Park. Ruling ever since.",
    "description": "The rescue-story illustration from the wall print, cropped for black cotton with a small Est. Winter Park line in the court gold serif.",
    "details": [
      "Black unisex tee",
      "Rescued Queen artwork",
      "Machine wash cold, inside out",
      "Printed to order"
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    "badge": "Winter Park",
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    "category": "Accessories",
    "collection": "Minimal Mark",
    "price": 2799,
    "compareAt": null,
    "image": "/merch/decal/monogram-tee.png",
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    "alt": "Black dad cap with the crowned H monogram on the front panel",
    "summary": "For subjects who leave the house.",
    "description": "The monogram mark on an unstructured dad cap. Lower profile than a crown, higher than pretending you are not a Helen person.",
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    "badge": "Minimal Mark",
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    "category": "Accessories",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 1299,
    "compareAt": null,
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    "description": "Helen's court crest simplified for enamel fill. Small enough for a lapel, large enough to signal allegiance.",
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    "category": "Drinkware",
    "collection": "Court Essentials",
    "price": 3299,
    "compareAt": null,
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    "alt": "Stainless steel water bottle wrapped with the royal crest",
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    "description": "Seventeen ounces of stainless steel with the court crest wrapped around the body. The only drinkware in the salon that survives a tote bag.",
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    "collection": "Court Essentials",
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    "compareAt": null,
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